the Freak/Sex meme

timing is everything. I "borrowed" this from SJ, the infamous and it's timed right (although the answer to everything is probably no)....lol

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006?
2006? How about in this century...?

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Yes. Once outside in my ex's first floor courtyard. Shared courtyard. At 10AM. On a Saturday....

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes. Absurd animal sounds anyone?

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yes. For both good and bad reasons.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
More often than not, 'specially since I'm anti-bootycall.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Although I don't "do" regret, there are two. One whom you know...

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Gotta keep a good "forgasm" in your repertoire to keep things moving

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Oh it was ME making the animal sounds....lol. But nah, shut up - unless you're REALLY good.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
this question is probably shocking for folks under 30

10. EVER MASTERBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I'm a dirty girl....hm....er, just no.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
No - they're expensive and somewhat useless. Oh, you mean sex?! Then, yes.

12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME?
Nope.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
Yes. Oh you mean with someone else...also, yes.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Yes. Orrin Hatch. (I keed!)

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
I think he pierced it intentionally

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
In college, my boyfriend and I were loudly going at it, and his roommate walked in without knocking. And stood there. Silently. Watching. For about as long as it took you to read this. When we finally realized he was there, the BF finally had to throw a shoe at him to get him to leave...and no, we never broke stride either.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
Too young...

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
hm....there's this guy I know that lives 2,658.5 miles away. Not that i've been thinking about it or anything...

19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE?
if you have airline miles you'd like to donate to the "get saga laid" fund, I'd appreciate it.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
Just finished chatting with aforementioned guy. Guess.

21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS?
She's cute, but missing some essential equipment....lol