the pandemic - shyt it's beyond epi...

*insert sarcasm here* Thanks DaveyWayne for infecting me with what has to be the world's longest friggin meme...lmao. Naw, it ain't nearly as long as the 1001 (oops, I should update, eh?) but it's kewl...and it's viral. And I'm tagging - everyone who manages to actually read the entire thing. If you got that kinda time on your hands, you got time to post back!

1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would
it be?

Write. Seriously. For m-o-n-e-y. Non-fiction commentaries on the state of relations
in the AA community, and what each one of us should personally be responsible
for doing about it. Oh, and horror fiction - the kind that keeps you up all night.

2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who
would it be?

Famous? Pick a right-wing pundit (Hannity, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc..etc...ad
infinitum). Their smug holier-than-thouness just makes me want to Trade
(ing) Places with them, and see if the answers are so f*cking clear. and
their approval ratings are better than the standing pres...sheesh.

3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?

Absolutely refusing to buy a townhouse in Atlantic
Station for $250K (they're now worth $400-600K). And dealing with a brotha
I knew had serious financial issues.

4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.

Sex, no question. Music calms the sexless beast, not vice-versa.

5. Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?

That's a hard one, since I've got an overabundance of the former, and the latter
is questionable by all accounts. Hm. Nah, no one's ever paid me for the former
(to-date), so I'll take sense (enough to buy some T&A...lol).

6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas.
You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you
for hours of good convo?

Just ONE?!!! You're friggin kidding, right? Torn between deep convo, shits
& giggles, or chill convo. DP, Amn.eris or EJ. Not in any particular order.

7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't
defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won't count against you.
Duh.)

Er, I have a list. However, a coupla listees significant others read me, and
I ain't trying to get read in real life, m'kay? I lust quietly to m'self. But
if you're smart, or use bloglines you can see: Will, Slish, DP, Humanity, and
Fave

8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?

The Saga mixtape that EJ made for me...

Sergio Mendes - Timeless

Esthero - Wikked Lil Girl

Ghostface - Fish Scales

Sade - Best of Sade

9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you
young?

I pray every day that I never have to bury either of my kids. Every day.

10. What's your biggest insecurity?

Failure. And that the last "relationship"
with a man that I'll have for the rest of my life, is the one that failed the
most miserably.

11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however
often you read them? (And I swear to God, don't be saying mine just cuz I'm
the one asking...unless of course you really mean it. lol)

bloglines biyotches - means I don't have to be loyal to just one - MUAHAHAHAHA!

ok, for real - there isn't One - I just read my faves (see blogroll) according to who has posted the latest.

12. When's the last time you peed your pants?

Um, just no. I ain't.

Okokokok, it was probably Cinco de Mayo, because we hit 3 bars, and I refused
to use the public restrooms in any of them. But it was only a little tinkle
before I made it to my own :-(

13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?

My first kiss is still in my top 10 kiss list. That paycheck? FICA ate it.

14. Do you have kids? Want kids?

Have 2 (theChaos - 22, theHammy - 11). And I'm done. But the plumbing still
works...

15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch
azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs
a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day
the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and
are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has
a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money?
$500? $100? A six pack?

*corporate-whore-speaking* But I don't luv them midgets. Take a lot more than
a grip though. Hm, about that promotion...

16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?

Brows. Mom had toenails removed, and the pain never ends. Never. I can tattoo
the eyebrows back on.

17. What makes you angry?

Classism

the "Intelligentsia"

Conservatives (Rep/Demo/both) posing as moderates

18. What makes you horny?

Almost any form of water (rain, pools, oceans, lakes, bathtubs, showers, etc)

intelligent conversation

A strong breeze (hell, it's been almost a friggin YEAR)

19. What makes you nervous?

bank account dips below _____ amount

first dates

speaking in public (although I'm a decent public speaker)

20. What makes you smile?
hammy & theChaos

music

dark hued lilies

dancin'

a good pedicure & cute sandals

confident, intelligent men of color

Shi, by Alfred Sung
snugglin under the covers way after my alarm goes off
...I could go on...

oh, you're done? mm-hm, don't think u ain't getting tagged either - I'm calling everyone out who checks hits this, via sitemeter, as soon as you read it - don't think u weaseling out of it either...lol

ETA:: Ok, I had seented y'all: Aziza, Amn.eris (queen of the meme...lol) Fave, coolbabe, brown suga, YouToldHarpoTaBeatMe, vjkyles, Morena, and methinks Serenitee...
Y'all know what to do...