b12 - in(ter)dependence day edition

I dunno - I'm just rebelling against the idea of the 4th. Reparations Now! We're still slaves of the capitalist machine!!!!

oh, ahem - excuse me. Y'all are looking for the B12, right? Here goes:

Bakers Dozen c/o KB via ej.

1. I refuse to watch the fireworks on the grounds that it may incriminate me. And it's gotten boring.


2. However, I will admit to watching the Andy Milonakis show. Which is LOL funny, in a stupid a$$ way. Click here for a sample.


3. Free concerts in the park, free amusements in mall parking lots...S. Fulton is on the come-up.


4. Peach is the new brown, which was the new black, which definitely trumped the old pink. Todd, are you following any of this?


5. I'm in Like. Let the doves loose.


6. Staying in Like is hard as hell when you're scarred...


7. I decide that scarred != baggage. Post to follow. And != means not equal, for the non-geeky...


8. ...speaking of geeky, started studying for my Java cert. Anyone that wants to help or study with me - holla.


9. I have SLAB! That's right y'all - theDirt has become theSlab! They may make the new date after all.


10. Made mental peace with my new job assignment. After some Skyy. And lots of meditation.


11. Hammy's over his pool aversion. Mommy should be afraid...very very afraid. I'mma haveta get that boy some swimming lessons. Or an inflatable rubber duck ring.


12. ...okokok. I did watch a lil of the fireworks display from my front porch. And not just the gunfire across the street - I could actually see an "authorized" display from my house. That + some ribs != me celebrating.